#you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARRASSING’
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I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.
guys i got the thing
#the arrived at the hamptons late that night #getting stuck in rush hour #the crawl of traffic too slow to get them there sooner and too fast to do anything #risky #the hum of his ferrari and the close quarters it required made things worse #stolen glances turned to lustful stares #accidental brushes into deliberate strokes #they screeched to a halt infront of the house #clothes strewn on the private drive #barely making it inside #door left wide open as they topple onto the rug #fueled by overwhelming love and pure need #they can’t get close enough #not ever #crickets and the sounds of their passion the only thing to be heard at the late hour #castle #tags #whoops #nsfw (via touchedetective)