*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
- Other OTPs: You have flaws. You have flaws that drive me crazy. You have flaws that hurt me. We're breaking up.
- My OTP: You have flaws. You have flaws that drive me crazy. You have flaws that hurt me. Katherine Houghton Beckett, will you marry me?
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: crocs
- me: auto play on blogs
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
- dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
- dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
- dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
- dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
- dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
have you ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else